What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

Can I use ChatGPT to get chapter ideas? I’ll be writing it with my own words but I just get writer’s block when it comes to what to write?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

How often do you watch the news on TV?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Do you anal play alone?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

Are vampires real?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do women like watching men sucking men?